887 Reviews
Hippie Crippler THCa Flower
Hippie Crippler THCa Flower has very frosty dark green buds with purple accents and a sweet, sour, and herbal aroma!
Arete Grading System
The Arete Grading System helps you quickly identify the quality, rarity, and value of every strain in our collection. From everyday favorites to top-shelf releases, every flower earns its grade.
The Grades
S Tier = Top Shelf
AAAA = Connoisseur Luxury
AAA+ = Premium Luxury
AAA = Standard Luxury
AA+ = High Everyday
AA = Mid Everyday
A+ = Value Plus
A = Bargain
Standard Pricing $/oz
S Tier = $358.98
AAAA = $234.98
AAA+ = $174.98
AAA = $149.98
AA+ = $124.98
AA = $99.00
A+ = $74.98
A = $59.98
Hippie Crippler THCa Flower
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Review Summary
Price
Customers appreciated the great price of the product, which was mentioned multiple times in the reviews.
Buds
Customers keep praising the beautiful and dense buds that are fresh, sticky, and smell amazing.
Quality
It was noted by customers (5% of reviewers) that the quality of the product is consistently excellent and the prices are hard to beat.
Strain
A significant number of customers (19% of reviewers) remarked that the strain is amazing, excellent, and their new favorite.
Effects
Customers keep praising the great effects of the product, with many describing it as one of the best they have experienced.
Review Highlights
Great bag appeal good tasting smoke , great effects
— Vance G.
Great taste great effects and shipping was on point as well!
— zachary m.
Great sativa, good flavor and effects.
— David S.
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the best!
The crippler! Love it!
Great budget strain that will put you on the floor
Fantastic budget strain that always gets the job done. Dense amber buds and has an earthy almost cheese taste but with a more og flower feel in your mouth. Be careful because this shit will put you on the floor!
Good! Would purchase again.
Good! Would purchase again.
Night times high
Best way to get high
Couch locked! So relaxing 😎
Couch locked! So relaxing 😎
Pretty good
this was tasty and pretty enjoyable to smoke
A little goes a long way
The flowers appearance itself looks so beautiful. It’s fresh, and fluffy with a pungent smell . This strain doesn’t make me feel sleepy which is a big plus. the potency is very strong in my humble opinion but still good for everyday use. I can easily...

Balanced, cozy, and mellow.
This Hybrid is the definition of 'chill. ' It’s got a great earthy flavor and hits that sweet spot where your body feels relaxed but your mind is still checked in. Great for winding down after work without immediately glued to the couch. Just a solid...

Took a chance
I took a chance with this strain because the name made me laugh. I'm glad I did because this strain is very tasty and the Sativa high is really nice. I'm a little sorry at this point that I didn't purchase more. I tried this morning but it was no lon...
another arete hit
nice legs and gets the job done

Hippie Crippler
Hippie Crippler will couch lock you for a couple of hours
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